2010-06-08
2010-02-01
2009-12-16
Season 3 - Keep your Hands off My Internet
I'm back cohorts! This is Season 3, Episode 1 (really episode 90 for those of you keeping track) -- KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY INTERNET!
2009-07-13
I've Lost My Mind - and Nearly my Secret Hideout
Dear Cohorts,
The past two weeks have felt like 2 years in this poor Commander's life. My secret hideout is infested with evil doers -- almost small enough for me to not be able to see them, but pesky enough that your Comma has been nearly eaten alive in his sleep.
At first, I blamed Super Squad exclusively -- those Noodle Knocking Nut Nicies have constantly placed me at the brink of blood boiling bounty hunting bastard killing!
But I digress.
It seems Comma's got a case of the Bed Bugs -- those plasma sucking sac sickos that can only be killed with fossil powder and mineral oil.
Just after my greatest invention is created -- this apparent plague has stopped my world domination in its tracks. This week, I am gearing up for war.
I will use my own body as bait to attract this anti-idiot insects. They will have to cross not only through the fossil powder, but also across Comma's Industrial Double Stick Tape!
Yes! You didn't think Comma was just going to lie there naked with his hood on and let those blood suckers commit candy land crime!
Consider yourselves lucky Super-Squad -- you are off my radar!
When I return, I will be stronger, bigger and faster --
And even though I am occupied at the moment, I can not speak for my clone.
Comma Commander will rise from the pile of exoskeleton bug carcass to reclaim his rightful place in the world --
Standing on water, and hoarding the land!
Love Always,
Comma.
commacommander@gmail.com
The past two weeks have felt like 2 years in this poor Commander's life. My secret hideout is infested with evil doers -- almost small enough for me to not be able to see them, but pesky enough that your Comma has been nearly eaten alive in his sleep.
At first, I blamed Super Squad exclusively -- those Noodle Knocking Nut Nicies have constantly placed me at the brink of blood boiling bounty hunting bastard killing!
But I digress.
It seems Comma's got a case of the Bed Bugs -- those plasma sucking sac sickos that can only be killed with fossil powder and mineral oil.
Just after my greatest invention is created -- this apparent plague has stopped my world domination in its tracks. This week, I am gearing up for war.
I will use my own body as bait to attract this anti-idiot insects. They will have to cross not only through the fossil powder, but also across Comma's Industrial Double Stick Tape!
Yes! You didn't think Comma was just going to lie there naked with his hood on and let those blood suckers commit candy land crime!
Consider yourselves lucky Super-Squad -- you are off my radar!
When I return, I will be stronger, bigger and faster --
And even though I am occupied at the moment, I can not speak for my clone.
Comma Commander will rise from the pile of exoskeleton bug carcass to reclaim his rightful place in the world --
Standing on water, and hoarding the land!
Love Always,
Comma.
commacommander@gmail.com
2009-06-24
2009-06-23
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