2009-12-16
Season 3 - Keep your Hands off My Internet
I'm back cohorts! This is Season 3, Episode 1 (really episode 90 for those of you keeping track) -- KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY INTERNET!
2009-07-13
I've Lost My Mind - and Nearly my Secret Hideout
Dear Cohorts,
The past two weeks have felt like 2 years in this poor Commander's life. My secret hideout is infested with evil doers -- almost small enough for me to not be able to see them, but pesky enough that your Comma has been nearly eaten alive in his sleep.
At first, I blamed Super Squad exclusively -- those Noodle Knocking Nut Nicies have constantly placed me at the brink of blood boiling bounty hunting bastard killing!
But I digress.
It seems Comma's got a case of the Bed Bugs -- those plasma sucking sac sickos that can only be killed with fossil powder and mineral oil.
Just after my greatest invention is created -- this apparent plague has stopped my world domination in its tracks. This week, I am gearing up for war.
I will use my own body as bait to attract this anti-idiot insects. They will have to cross not only through the fossil powder, but also across Comma's Industrial Double Stick Tape!
Yes! You didn't think Comma was just going to lie there naked with his hood on and let those blood suckers commit candy land crime!
Consider yourselves lucky Super-Squad -- you are off my radar!
When I return, I will be stronger, bigger and faster --
And even though I am occupied at the moment, I can not speak for my clone.
Comma Commander will rise from the pile of exoskeleton bug carcass to reclaim his rightful place in the world --
Standing on water, and hoarding the land!
Love Always,
Comma.
commacommander@gmail.com
The past two weeks have felt like 2 years in this poor Commander's life. My secret hideout is infested with evil doers -- almost small enough for me to not be able to see them, but pesky enough that your Comma has been nearly eaten alive in his sleep.
At first, I blamed Super Squad exclusively -- those Noodle Knocking Nut Nicies have constantly placed me at the brink of blood boiling bounty hunting bastard killing!
But I digress.
It seems Comma's got a case of the Bed Bugs -- those plasma sucking sac sickos that can only be killed with fossil powder and mineral oil.
Just after my greatest invention is created -- this apparent plague has stopped my world domination in its tracks. This week, I am gearing up for war.
I will use my own body as bait to attract this anti-idiot insects. They will have to cross not only through the fossil powder, but also across Comma's Industrial Double Stick Tape!
Yes! You didn't think Comma was just going to lie there naked with his hood on and let those blood suckers commit candy land crime!
Consider yourselves lucky Super-Squad -- you are off my radar!
When I return, I will be stronger, bigger and faster --
And even though I am occupied at the moment, I can not speak for my clone.
Comma Commander will rise from the pile of exoskeleton bug carcass to reclaim his rightful place in the world --
Standing on water, and hoarding the land!
Love Always,
Comma.
commacommander@gmail.com
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2009-06-01
New Episodes Return this Summer!
Dear Cohorts,
This summer has taken me and my hood to new levels. It seems my presence is once again needed elsewhere, away from my secret hideout.
Do not dear fret -- I will return with my new employment and tons of cash to wage war on the nasty noodle-knockers that are getting in my way!!!
Just wait until you see my new invention/weapon/toy!!!
Yours Truly,
Comma.
2009-05-15
Well Well Well
Well friends, it appears to me that I have something secret to do. Well. . .not that secret really. Some richy rich panty slick do-doos are evicting people out of their apartments. I've been summoned to oversea the moving operation.
Pickup trucks and illegal immigrants have been alerted to the situation, and under my Commandership this plan will go according to plan!
Love Always,
Comma.
ps. I'll be back sometime next week. As I approach Special Blog 100, I debate with myself what surprises await!
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2009-04-07
Not so Fast Hollywood!
Well, it seems that the Rise of Cobra is coming to theaters soon. Too bad I fixed the page and made it the correct title, The Rise of Comma! I shouldn't have to tell you what my old name was, but I don't go by that name anymore and I'll never go by it again!
How nice to see Hollywood is sticking to its "I'll screw it all up because I can" attitude by making the posters all about abs and legs of the characters.
Rubbish! You can't stop Comma!!!
2009-04-06
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2009-04-01
Hello you Apes!
Hello you bunch of Fools! Ha Ha Ha!!! You can't stop Comma now. By the way, Its Me, Comma Commander.
I fell for no fool's jokes today because I am not a fool!!!
I am a Commander. Comma. Commander.
My new episodes start this Sunday, April 5th.
See you then!!!
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2009-03-03
My New Look
I'm moving my secret hide-out again, but I've recently went back to my blue hood. The temporary black hood is retired for now. Also, I bought a new suit.
My new season starts March 22nd with more comments for my cohorts!
Love,
Comma
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